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robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

therelativelydispleasedhatter:

drumcorpshero:

Blue Knight’s censorship game is strong!

Oh God, their show is about your life flashing before your eyes before you die, and he is actually holding the light at the end of the tunnel!  This is getting too intense!  I don’t think I can handle this!
oliveracedavis:

BABY!

mudkipofpower:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

brbfrolickingwithyou:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

Are these real?
Please tell me because I want that squirrel one so bad.

You can buy them here: 

Charmander , Squirtle , Bulbasaur


$49.84?????
For a tank top???

Holy shit that’s so expensive! D:

countchalkula
Yesyesyesyesyesyes

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

ravioligarchy:

latino? more like latiyes. end racism now

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